Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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