she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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