I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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