According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
