How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Someone shit on the floor
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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