I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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