Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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