just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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