Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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