Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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