I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
