You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
