do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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