i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize