I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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