I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just gift wrapped bread.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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