We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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