And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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