Fuck appropriateness.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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