I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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