Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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