Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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