Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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