I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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