I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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