People in love make me want to vomit
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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