I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
splinters make it hard to masturbate
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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