Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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