high people should be assigned attendants
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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