I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
vagina is talking i cant
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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