Buhtt sex?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The ass gains better be worth it
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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