your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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