Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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