I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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