apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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