bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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