I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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