Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We don't watch enough power rangers
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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