I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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