It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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