: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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