too bad you live with your parents still
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
