like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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