He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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