I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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