You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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