i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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