Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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