I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
