How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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