we're blogging at a bar
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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