hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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