I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I think people are normalizing furries
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