Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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