i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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