i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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