Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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